'Allo Caro Star of the Week Twosie

by Annie Hardy

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    As with all Twosies when you buy this as an album (instead of buying individual tracks) it comes with bonus content which you can't even see on the internet, it is an exclusive just for people who help keep the musicians like me alive by tossing me 75 cents once in awhile. To thank you for that you get bonus artwork, videos, pictures from the Giant Drag Farewell Tour and my love and undying gratitude, all bundled together with not one but TWO singles! All for only $2.22!
    Today bonus fesatures are packed to the brim with Giant Drag Farewell Tour goodness. First is my demo version of "A Bone A Home" which was at first called "A Home A Bone" and features a LOT more words. Next up is the live in Newcastle version of this new Giant Drag song that is bookended by some of my hilarious stage banter having to do with lesbianism. I do hope you'll all enjoy this very special Twosie from a very special tour that I know I for one will never ever forget.
    Thank You!
    xoxo Annie Hardy
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This is the first of the new Full Psycho Records Twosies that'll be changing the music business model once again (you're welcome, Trent Reznor). In addition to breaking barriers by treating fans like human beings (because they are) Annie Hardy has now begun collaborating with them because as it turns out, these cretins are actually sometimes talented! Now check out this message from the inspiration for this Twosie, miss Allo Caro (aka Carolynn Hensen) who Annie collabo'd this Twosie with in addition to Jade Alexander from Jolly Old England!!

"Hey Giant Drag fan. Listen up! The time has come for you to get involved. There's no need to solely listen any more.
I have the POWER to say whatever I want to you right now because I said something to Annie on Ustream (ustream.tv/channel/full-psycho-tv) and now this twosie is here. Jade got in touch with Annie by collaborating on a wreath and now her art is here for all of you to see as the cover. If you have something to contribute Annie wants to hear about it! Get in touch with her at FullPsychoRecords.com (which has recently been transferred to Annie's tumblr so ignore the weirdness and just submit content or a question). Whether they involve Annie or not - don't let your ideas go to waste, put them out there - you never know what might come of it. AC"

Thanks Allo Caro, yes folks be sure to visit Full Psycho's new, crappy website that looks a lot like my cat's blog and submit articles, posts, whatever that shit is called. Give me your art, music and we can make something together, way of the future style. Thanks so much for being a fan and remember I too am a fan. Oh and Giant Drag is playing on New Years Eve at Cheetahs in Hollywood if you want to see version 2.0 of the band plus strippers come ring in the new year with me and Bobby Vega! More on that soon.
xoxo Annie


released December 10, 2013

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Bristol Fleece's amazing in-house sound master Rich Munday

Artwork - Jade Alexander

Catalyst - Allo Caro aka Carolynn Hansen

Words and Music by Annie Hardy Pete Bacchus Publishing BMI

Giant Drag Farewell Tour UK Crew
Annie Hardy - Guitar, Vocals
Tony Sentinella - Guitar, Bass
Amos Memon - Drums, Backing Vocals
Dr. Kiko - Driver
Tony Boden - Booking Agent
Graham Gleaves - Gear Master

Recorded live at The Bristol Fleece by



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Annie Hardy, formerly of Giant Drag. Presently Rules.

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Track Name: A Bone A Home
Oh my my and oh my Lord
Ruined My Life because I got bored
Of all the Luxury I could afford
But oh my Lord I do digress
When they bury me in my favorite dress
Won't nobody be surprised or impressed
Out here all alone
We are lost away from home
Won't someone give this dog a bone, a home?
Oh my Lord I must confess
He's the one that I love the best
So I know he's gonna make my life a mess
Out here all alone
Lost away from home
Won't someone give this dog a bone a home?
Lost away from home
So frightened and alone
Won't someone give this dog a bone a home?
May my life be like a gun
Shoot my soul straight for the sun
Rain me down on everyone
Cause I can't live with what I've done
Can't believe I made him run
Can't believe I'm so...
Can't believe that I'm so lost and all alone
So frightened and unknown
Won't someone give this dog a bone a home
Los away from home
No way you've ever gone
Won't someone give this dog a bone a home
A bone, a home
A bone. A Home.
Track Name: Garbage Heart
Still got your trash in my car
Minus that old garbage heart
make no mistake when I say
That I prefer it that way
None of that old dialogue
Boy you could talk round the clock
There are no words left to say
Just trash to throw away, thats where you'll stay
Still got some trash in my car
I drive it around near and far
There are no words left to speak
And thats my favorite thing
Because now when I'm driving around
The passengers don't bring me down
Sorry but what can I say
I had to throw you away, throw you away
Forgive, forgive me I'm not sorry
Still got some trash in my car
Minus two old garbage hearts
There are no words left to say
You have been thrown away, far far away
Forgive, forgive me.
Forgive me, I'm not sorry
Forgive, forgive me I'm not sorry... bitch